The Clockwork Sun and the Dawn Machine are gay. Good for them!
Curses are actually way easier than money conjuring. This comic is so fake
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i think what i love most about this headline is that the couple clearly admitted it. they admitted they were doing a sex game. if your house burns down, even because of a flamethrower, you have so many other things you could say besides 'yeah we were having kinky sex', but these two people went and told journalists with their full chest that they were definitely, absolutely, 100% using the flame thrower for erotic reasons.
god bless america.
Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.
old alt rock fans in the notes are like:
1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics
2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!
Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.
I know Ruby. She's a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don't they know how lovely she is?
@olivers-cocoapuffs 103 per request
James: Mum, I'm dating Regulus now and-
Effie: You couldn't have found anyone better?
James: But Mum! I love him!
Effie: I was talking to Regulus.
James:
Regulus: The store was sold out of everything else
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